Cecil (Fizzhead) Bladdlewink: "Well, P.S. 16 finally let out and I heard MCC needed a football player, so here I am. Rah, rah, rah!"
Miss Phoebe Snizzle: "Go away with your tomfoolery, young man or I'll be late for my Folkdance 102 class."
Daldwell Z. Taliopipple: "Ah'm from Texas and Ah'm here to tell everybody about that great state of Texas with her big ol' prairies and her sweet ol' honeysuckle."
Gertrude Magel Fehltopp: "I'm here working on my Master's. At present I'm doing research work on Nahuatl Shaggydog stories."
Dagobert Maximilian Singlebottom: "Why did I come to Mexico City College? What a stupid question! Why to get an education, naturally."